America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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A Schlock And Bull Story

Amanda and Michelle can't figure out what street signs look like in Barcelona. Amanda interviews that she's bad at directions, and can't even get around Anaheim, where she's lived all her life. The twins finally get to designer Julie Sohn. It took an hour for them to get there, and then they're putting on makeup outside. Amanda says that she feels a little competition with her sister because they look the same, but that she still wants Michelle to do "good" [sic]. Michelle goes first. She interviews that she's always been a tomboy and has never had a dream of being a model. She says, "I want it, but I don't know if I have it." O...kay. As Julie Sohn notes, Michelle walks like shit. Seriously, that girl is awkward in heels. Julie Sohn says that she might use her for catalogue, but not for runway.

Caridee and Eugena are still trucking. They go to designer Minerva Ruiz. Caridee says that she thinks she did "good" [sic]. If I made a donation to Bankable Productions, do you think they could get an on-set tutor to teach these girls the difference between "well" and "good"? Caridee says that she walked about a million times, and looked like a killer tomato in her weird red jumpsuit, but that it was fun.

Melrose gets to designer Roberto Verino, which is her fourth go-see. She says that the best part of her strategy for this challenge was to go without a partner, because when it all comes down to it, each of them is in this on her own.

With only an hour left, the twins have to split up. Amanda goes in to see designer Julie Sohn, who says that she's amazed how different the twins are, and notes that Amanda is much better than her sister. Oooh, burn.

Eugena walks for Minerva Ruiz, who scowls.

Melrose gets to yet another go-see. That makes five. Michelle runs into her, and is startled at that stat. Melrose notes that the twins are on her ass now, and that she has to go.

Eugena says that she just doesn't want Melrose to win, because Melrose is really fake, doesn't like the other girls, and thinks she's better than everybody. Eugena and Caridee get a cab back to the agency.

Michelle was rushing at her second and last go-see, and says that she sucked. Sure, blame it on the time. Blame it on the rain, while you're at it, or on the stars that shine at night. Whatever you do, don't put the blame on you.

Caridee and Eugena make it back to the agency at the same time as Melrose -- that is before 6:00 -- but the twins are not there. Michelle gets in at about 6:10 and is disqualified. She seems to take it all in stride as she leaves. Then there is Amanda, who gets there at about 6:30 and is all teary. Amanda interviews that things just started off wrong for them, and that the whole situation was just too much. Then the twins are sitting in a stairway and Michelle is crying. The hormones, they are running amok.

America's Next Top Model

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