Later that night, Keenyah gives Sarah some extra coaching. Sarah interviews that she asked Keenyah for pointers since Keenyah's walk is good and hers sucks balls. Keenyah, with her awful side helmet hair, interviews that Sarah's walk needed lots of work. Kahlen tries to add a few tips, which Keenyah quickly dismisses as being too much information. Keenyah interviews that, since it's still competing, she doesn't want to give everything away. Sarah's walk improves, and she thanks Keenyah. She interviews that the girls are all so nice to each other, and that they're like sisters. She then says that the competition is not America's Next Best Friend but America's Next Top Model. And that is totally true. If it were America's Next Best Friend, I doubt the phrase "shit slice" would have entered our lexicon.
The girls then congregate to have a little posing competition of their own. Michelle tells Brittany, Tatiana, and Michelle to pose like rock stars. Brittany's interpretation entails sticking her thumb in the waist of her already super low-rise jeans and pulling down with all her might. Michelle is all, "YEAH!" The other girls squeal and chat. Michelle -- apparently at some point in the future since her roots are so dark -- interviews that the competition is getting more fierce, and that it's bringing her confidence down. That and the fact that she is kind of ugly, and also of ambiguous gender. She says that she's trying to interact with the other girls, but that sometimes it's hard. And something tells me this isn't the first time she's said "Sometimes it's hard" by means of explaining how she interacts with other girls. Then, more Tyra Mail, which says, "Which aisle will have today's special? Be ready at 6:45 AM." I miss the rhyming Tyra Mails. The girls all agree that 6:45 is really early.
The next morning, Michelle interviews that the girls can never figure out the Tyra Mail. Their van pulls up to a K-Mart. And this show is really working the high-fashion angle, what with sponsors like THE BIG K. Tiffany notes that K-Mart is one of her favorite shopping spots. Okay, I officially kind of love her. The girls are bewildered. I mean, more bewildered than usual. Commercials. And the first commercial is for...K-Mart! Who would have thunk it?