When we return, we get a replay of the last few minutes. Tiffany and Brandy then walk into the room and Tiffany asks Michelle, "You gay? There's nothing wrong with that." Noelle tries to interject that Michelle is bi, but Tiffany, because she is wise, just ignores her. Noelle says that Michelle has had to hide it for so long, because it's not accepted where she's from. Brandy then says in the most hilarious deadpan, "I'm gonna need you to know that I've had some fantasies." And I didn't think it could happen, but just for this minute I think that Brandy's awesome. She interviews that she doesn't have a problem with bisexuality, and that Michelle just needs to know that she'll be accepted by the other girls. Well, until she starts freaking out again. Tiffany asks how Michelle knows that she's gay. Michelle says that the first time she kissed another woman, they both went... She pauses for a minute and Tiffany interjects, "'Ew'?" Noelle laughs. Michelle says that no, they both thought it "wasn't bad." And then went straight for the puss.

Noelle says that Michelle's outbursts make more sense because when you're hiding who you are, you're bound to have freak-outs. And I'm just going to say this once, but ALL LESBIANS ARE NOT CRAZY. Nor are they all ugly. So if you don't know any lesbians first-hand, please do not let Michelle be your model. Brandy tells Michelle that the best thing for her to do is tell it, and Tiffany gives her a big hug. They are being so nice. It warms the cockles of my clown-bashing heart. Michelle interviews that she feels accepted, and confident, and like she can be herself. Who is a crazy psycho bitch. WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT SHE'S A LESBIAN. Sigh. It's going to be a long season for me, I think. ["Lesbians might not be crazy, but why are they always yelling all the time?" -- Wing Chun]