Jayla is last, and Tyra notes that her sari makes her look dumpy. Barbara compliments her on the gorgeous colors, and Tyra says that she's being a good mama and trying to give her baby something positive. Is Tyra with child or something? God. And, poor kid. I imagine the spawn of Tyra coming out of the womb wearing a bad red weave and chomping on a chicken nugget. Jayla does not stand out in her shot, for obvious reasons. I mean, just let her fail on her own. She'll do it! And it's your stupid fault she's there in the first place. Stupid show. Miss J. says that Jayla didn't pop, she pooped. Jayla says that she had trouble maneuvering around the extras, and the panel tells her that she should have knocked them out of the way. Tyra says that Jayla should have said, "You're my backup dancers, so back up, bitches." Barbara -- showing more pluck than we're accustomed to from a British lady -- says that Jayla should have given them a Benadryl. Oooh, Biba just started a forest fire with that amount of burn. Jayla exits and is secretly pissed. The judges begin their elimination as we head to commercials.
Meanwhile, Nik was voted Cover Girl of the Week.
Deliberations. Twiggy says that she' a bit thrown, because Bre didn't photograph well in the competition, but has photographed beautifully in the last few weeks. Nigel says that the competition is all about growth. Miss J. says that Bre is growing, but not in height, and that she's never going to get any taller. Tyra says that Bre is a girl who should never take off her shoes, and in fact should sleep in high heels. Just like Tyra is a girl who should sleep in a girdle.
Miss J. is conflicted about Jayla, but thinks she was very weak today. Nigel says that, by herself, Jayla is stunning and has classically beautiful features. Biba thinks that she's a goddess, and gorgeous. I think Biba is nutso. Tyra thinks that Jayla has shrunk in terms of confidence, and is wondering why she's still there. Tyra says she believes in Jayla so much. I guess Tyra hasn't seen Jayla's confessionals yet.
Nigel says that Nicole lit up the set on the photo shoot. Miss J. still doesn't see it. Tyra says in an exaggerated British accent that Nicole is pretty and gorgeous and takes a lovely photo. And, that's it.