America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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When we return, it's go-see mania! Jayla stops at Ben Sherman first, and is wearing the same denim capris she interpreted to be punk, but this time mixes them with a kitten heel and striped t-shirt. She meets Ben Sherman rep Sarah Feeney, who is probably not related to Shirley Feeney, but nonetheless lusted after Carmine Ragusa. And if anyone could make a woman out of that nasty cur, it is totally the Big Ragu. Feeney points Jayla to the Heritage Line that's been picked out for the models to wear today, and as she gets a pair of "skinny leg" jeans for Jayla to wear, what do we see on the wall but a crotch-length denim skirt! Oh no! I guess it is the last word in preppy attire after all. Sarah Feeney tells Jayla that her striped shirt looks more "naval" than preppy. As Jayla walks in what is admittedly a hideous vertical-striped jacket, Sarah mumbles and writes, "Not preppy at all. Not at all preppy." Jayla says that the designer at Ben Sherman is stuck-up, and she's actually being pretty kind there. The woman is a straight-up bitch cocktail. She opens Jayla's portfolio to her black and white photo and sighs,"That's awful." They should put her on the panel.

Next, Nik walks into PPQ wearing the bright striped shirt/dress that she picked up at Spitalfield's. One of the PPQ folks asked if she made it, and she says no, she picked it up at a flea market. She does wear some sort of short black skirt or biker shorts under it, so as to prevent any unnecessary hooch sightings or accusations of whorishness. She explains that she was going for a mod look. PPQ rep Amy Molyneau says her first impression of Nik was that her dress was quite bold. I can't determine whether "quite bold" means "striking" or "ugly as hell." It might be a bit of both, actually. Nik can't figure it out either.

Next, Bre goes to meet Ashley Isham, who barely weighs more than Ashley Olson. Dude is seriously skinny, with the world's most oddly-shaped head. He sits down with Bre and asks for her portfolio. She says that she's so sorry, but that she left it in the car. She also is not wearing anything remotely Bollywood. Ashley interviews that he was shocked that Bre would come to a go-see without her portfolio. Oh, Odd Head, I have a tale of granola to tell you. He says that Bre has an amazing face, but needs more self-confidence. Nik passes Bre on her way to Ashley Isham, and Bre says she's failing miserably at modeling. First being a decent human being, now modeling. What is even left for her to fail at?

America's Next Top Model

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