When we reutrn, Kahlen discusses how poorly she did, and notes that she could barely utter the phrase "makeup meltdown." She interview that they had to do not only a commercial, but also a beauty shot for Cover Girl. Jay tells them that beauty shots are the most difficult of all, and gives this stellar piece of advice: "Be you. If you can be you in the camera, that's a Cover Girl shot." Keenyah explains that a beauty shot is a very tight close-up of the face that is designed to show a girl's natural beauty. Cut to a shot of Eva's Cover Girl ad from last year. Jay then gives Keenyah this even more stellar bit of advice: "I feel like a hand a hand a hand a head a head. Just...work it." You get this same sound bite when you push the button on the Life Sized Talking Jay Blow-Up Doll (© Bankable Productions 2005). Keenyah says that she feels a lot of pressure because Cover Girl could be her future employer. And then next season instead of "My Life As a Cover Girl" ads we'll have "Keenyah's weekly weigh-in." Fourteen weeks later: still fat. Jay says that Keenyah was giving the right Cover Girl smile, but that it got stuck.













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