When we return, Brittany is a bit nervous about her shorter, lighter do, but ends up forcedly running her hands through it and stiffly saying that it's so light, and is a fresh new change. She's so happy about it! As evidenced by her grimace! Allyssa basically looks the same so we don't pay much attention to her. Leila more or less just gets highlights, which somehow serve to make her look like a meth addict. Not much happens to Yvonne, either. Then there's Laura. We see her ice blonde hair, which she loves, despite the fact that she's from a small town with only one traffic light. And, yowser, does she ever look like a porn star now. She takes the whole thing in stride like a pro, though.

Oh God, and then P'Trique shows up with foils in his wig and beard. He has Tyra Mail. "As a top model your body of work is revealing to who you are, so make sure you get the right exposure." Is that even a sentence? Anyway, everyone seems quite convinced that they are going to be nekkid. Hopefully that doesn't apply to P'Trique as well. Back at the house, Maria talks about how she loves her hair and is determined to stay true to herself. Meanwhile, the other girls talk about what an asshole she is. There seems to be general agreement that a) she should go home; b) she isn't taking things very seriously; and c) she's not representing Harvard in a positive way. Maria's response, via interview, is, "Over it," with her signature joyless giggle.

But don't worry, friends, for there is other drama to be had! Kiara thinks that Darian is loud and annoying and should go home. As Allyssa gets ready to go to her room and wonders aloud what Darian is going to make her laugh about tonight, Kiara tells Allyssa to relay the message that Darian needs to shut the hell up after midnight, because being loud at that hour is disrespectful. Allyssa dutifully scurries off to pass on the message. And then Darian is just like, "Oh, okay, anything to keep peace in the house." Psych! She of course storms out to confront Kiara, and starts saying her piece before she can even find her, which is pretty awesome. She's just yelling at the walls and whoever is in ear shot.