Kiara eventually shows up to reiterate her request to shut up after midnight, and Darian responds that she'll stay up as late as she wants. She walks off to her room, and Kiara follows her. Darian thinks that Kiara is fake for not giving the message herself. Kiara says that she didn't feel the need to come all the way upstairs to tell Darian to shut up, and Darian says that if she were a real bitch she would have. Kiara is SO OFFENDED by the accusation that she's not a real bitch. Darian wonders why Kiara is totally up in her face, and the answer is to prove that she's a real bitch. After a whole lot of fingers in faces, Kiara leaves while making sure that everybody knows she's a real-ass bitch. Kristin, still secretly the best, just stands on one of the beds, bouncing and laughing. After Kiara leaves, several of the girls do a real-ass bitch impression, and it's kind of awesome. Victoria's is, of course, the best. She analyzes the whole situation as such, "That's not an argument. I mean, I'm a real bitch? What is that supposed to accomplish?" As Kiara goes to bed like a real-ass bitch, we head to commercials.
When we return, the girls head to some sort of public park or garden where there are students sketching. Johnny greets them and introduces photographer Tony Duran, who will be shooting them today. With a camera. Though, you never know. Tony gave Johnny his start in the fashion world, and is apparently a big-time fashion photographer. He confirms for the girls that today is going to be all about nudity. Johnny drops the knowledge that the girls will also be working with a male model, and then Rob walks out! Naked with Rob! In public! Oh, it's just like a really great dream I had. Nastasia theorizes that her boyfriend is going to kill her.
The girls head to hair and makeup, and just sort of lounge around topless. Destiny asks Maria what Kelly said to her at the makeovers, and Maria says, "She like bitched me out for not like taking their advice and not trusting them." And THEN she calls Kelly Cutrone a cunt. Allyssa and Destiny, both of whom seem like they are not inexperienced in worldly matters, are shocked. A) They love Kelly. B) See you next Tuesday! Destiny wonders how stupid Maria can actually be. I would actually really enjoy her own special brand of cuntiness and complete lack of respect for this show if she weren't so entirely devoid of humor. She's just not fun enough to claim for our side.