MONDO EXTRAS

And speaking of, we jump to the next shoot, which was that English countryside one that was actually kind of cool. The girls pair up and have to wear the same outfit and pose with horses. Jay yells that Ebony needs energy, and says that he's getting "dead carcass on a fence" from her. I should add that she is posing in front of a fence. Ebony interviews that she might be trying too hard. She hopes that it didn't go too badly, but adds that, in all honesty, it might have actually been really bad. More girls pose. Lisa tries to pet a horse on the nose, and it recoils and snorts. She and Ebony discuss the fact that the horse was all, "Get away from me, Wrinkles." Ebony says that she wants to ride a horse. Lisa says that she needs to take her Claritin first.

Later that night, Jayla shows off her six-inch platform heels. Seriously, she's such a stupid ho. Bre tries them on and says, "Those are hooker shoes for real." Jayla interviews that she's the one person in the house who doesn't have "one set best friend," and says that she tries to be cool with everybody. Uh...yeah. Bre tries to walk in the shoes and says that she could never be a stripper, and that when you get up on that pole, you must be out of your damn mind. That was as close to a PSA as Top Model gets when Tyra's not around. Though, come to think of it, I guess Lisa is a little bit of a living PSA.

Meanwhile, Nicole and Ebony are in the confessional playing with little boxing bobble head dolls, who are stand ins for the other girls. They have a little dialogue in high voices, which I will present in its full form because it is so brilliant. One bobble head is obviously Jayla (played by Nicole), and I think the other one is supposed to be Cassandra (played by Ebony).

Cassandra Bobble Head: Look at my hair! Look at my hair!
Jayla Bobble Head: Look at my hooker boots! Look at those boots!
Cassandra Bobble Head: Oooooh!
Jayla Bobble Head: Look at me walk in these boots!
[Jayla Bobble Head prances around in boots.]
Cassandra Bobble Head: Oh you want to be a stripper? That's so annoying! I was raised in high society. We don't believe in that kind of thing!
Jayla Bobble Head: Alls I wanted to be my entire life was A STRIPPER!