America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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The Girl Who Is Just Kind Of Dumb

It is time to pick the final thirteen! The smell of nervous bitch wafts through the air. And the first girl to get called is...Natasha. Natasha squeals, and Renee visibly shakes her head. Next is Kathleen, who tells Tyra not to lie to her. Then we have Sarah, Cassandra, and Renee, followed by Samantha, Dionne, and Whitney. You can tell Diana thinks she's toast now. Then we have Brittany, Felicia, and Jael. Jael is wearing a red tutu. It is going to be a long season, man. Next there is Jaslene, who is awfully excited. And then, there is only room for one more. And it is Diana! Tyra says that this is the first time in ANTM history that there are two plus-sized girls. Go, fatties! Tyra tells the losers to stay strong. Melissa seems like she's going to be okay, but Heather is really sad. Eh, she'll get over it. Tyra leads the thirteen lucky girls in some sort of celebrational stomp, and Diana says that she and Whitney are going to kick ass on behalf of all plus-sized girls. Kathleen screams some more. And with that, Hour 1 is over!

America's Next Top Model

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