Pro-fur Brittany is up first, and has to pose like she's in the front row of a fashion show. She says that she doesn't really have a problem with fur, but is a little freaked out by the fox head on her shoulder. Eeesh. Nigel says that Brittany managed to have an air of slight arrogance, which is exactly what he wanted.
Kathleen is next, with the anti-fur shoot. She says that she actually likes fur, because it makes you look hot. Ah, maybe this explains the strong attraction I feel towards Pekingese dogs. Kathleen has some trouble understanding what she should be doing. Nigel tries to give her some tips, and then calls Jay over for help. Kathleen is still not getting it. Nigel tells her that he wants her to be proactive in the shot, and she asks what that means. At least she wasn't like, "You want me to look like I'm treating pimples via a convenient three-step process? For only $39.95? Like Jessica Simpson did?" Nigel notes that Kathleen has some comprehension issues, and didn't seem to understand that "anti-fur" is a political viewpoint. Kathleen says that she had some trouble finding the emotion, but that she thinks she got it at the end.
Next up is Jaslene, who is all about the death penalty. She has a club with a spiked medicine ball on it. That's how I think it should end for felons. Jaslene is doing it on behalf of all the Latinas out there. J. Lo will be pleased. She looks pretty great with the hair and makeup, I have to say. About 600 times better than she looks normally.
Then there's Sarah, who "believes in life in prison." Sarah says that she's worked with a lot of amazing photographers in the past, and because Jay knows that he's expecting a little more out of her. After the shoot, Nigel says that he was surprised at how little he got out of Sarah. Additionally, her face did nothing for him, and she only has one look. Yikes! Sarah is pretty annoying, I have to say.
Next up is pro-gun Diana. She tells us that guns are bad, but that sometimes people need them for protection. Or to bring about justice, like in Avenging Angel! So she's all for that. Diana has to do some running and jumping for her photo. Jay says that she didn't commit 100%, and that when you don't commit, the photo falls flat.













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