And then, Jaslene. Tyra notes that Jaslene is calm, and Jaslene says that she's very confident this season. Maybe that's because she can't see anyone else. God, do I want to brush her bangs out of her eyes. We see footage of Jaslene being a freak in last season's auditions, and then Tyra tells her that she seems almost TOO calm. There was a fire about her that Tyra liked before (e.g. Tyra digs the batshit crazy), and now Jaslene is almost a little boring. You know, these people are never happy. Jaslene says that she still has the Latina in her, and that she'll turn it up. When she walks out, she tells the panel that she still walks like this all day, every day. She must have some mad corns.

Next is Jessica, twenty, from Inglewood. On this show, coming from Inglewood is like coming from Jerusalem. Tyra says, "Inglewood, up to no good, holla!" I won't holla. Jessica...is not pretty. She looks like a skanky girl that you went to high school with. Jessica apparently has a temper, which Tyra goads her into demonstrating through some sort of faux-Inglewood turf battle. It would be more charming if Jessica looked like Season 5 winner Nicole. Alas, she does not.