Next is Dionne, twenty, from Montgomery, Alabama. Two Alabamans! Break out the Skynyrd. Dionne is a student at ASU, she's a mother, she has three sisters, she's a former pianist, she used to have a pet tarantula named Sassy but she died, her favorite food is spaghetti, she love love loves spaghetti, and after that comes t-bone steaks and salad, her favorite color is blue. Dionne quite predictably leads us into the "crazy round of losers" montage. We see brief clips of a couple of girls, and then there is Natalie, twenty-two, from Atlanta, who really loves Audrey Hepburn. Her favorite movie? Dinner At Tiffany's. Make that Lunch or Brunch at Tiffany's. There are more crazy losers, then crazy losers in swimsuits. Meanwhile, Dionne is still talking. She loves to swim, but not in a big pool of water. She likes to wear her hair long, and likes something called 1B 30. This is some technical weave term. You know, were it not for Top Model and Tyra Banks, I would know next to nothing about weaves. They are performing an important service to the community, in that respect. The National Weaveducation Foundation should really recognize them for their efforts. Dionne tells us that she's not only a model, but a dentist. She then says with all seriousness that modeling and dentistry are her passions. Sometimes, she daydreams about being a sexy model, practicing on somebody's teeth. I would hate to be her boyfriend. The words "open up and say ahhhh" probably make that poor man shudder, not to mention the sight of the spit rinser.
And then, Jaslene. Tyra notes that Jaslene is calm, and Jaslene says that she's very confident this season. Maybe that's because she can't see anyone else. God, do I want to brush her bangs out of her eyes. We see footage of Jaslene being a freak in last season's auditions, and then Tyra tells her that she seems almost TOO calm. There was a fire about her that Tyra liked before (e.g. Tyra digs the batshit crazy), and now Jaslene is almost a little boring. You know, these people are never happy. Jaslene says that she still has the Latina in her, and that she'll turn it up. When she walks out, she tells the panel that she still walks like this all day, every day. She must have some mad corns.
Next is Jessica, twenty, from Inglewood. On this show, coming from Inglewood is like coming from Jerusalem. Tyra says, "Inglewood, up to no good, holla!" I won't holla. Jessica...is not pretty. She looks like a skanky girl that you went to high school with. Jessica apparently has a temper, which Tyra goads her into demonstrating through some sort of faux-Inglewood turf battle. It would be more charming if Jessica looked like Season 5 winner Nicole. Alas, she does not.