Then there's Anchal, who gets roundly scolded for being so embarrassed and timid about everything they ask her to do. Tyra tells her that her exit from the judging Panel was one of the weirdest she's seen on Top Model, aside Jade's exit last season. Dude, no one is weirder than Jade, in any circumstance. Gabby tells Anchal that she needs to commit and be professional, and Tyra adds that this is a lesson not just for modeling, but for life. Anchal's photo is pretty in the face. Tyra says that Jay said that Anchal had some great shots, but in person she's not graceful. Nigel thinks that Anchal could have done more. Tyra thinks that she looks like Michael Jackson, too. Tyra is obsessed.
Melrose is next, and the judges laugh at her boxing joyfully. Melrose says that when she walked out of the room she realized how dumb she was. Nonetheless, the judges loved that she committed, even to the wrong idea. It was so wrong it was right, and the judges note to Anchal that she should take a lesson from it. I bet Anchal loves that. She also must love the way that the judges rave over Melrose's photo. I have to say that it's good, but I don't loooooove it. Tyra says that she had been thinking that maybe the photo shoot was too challenging and she shouldn't have had the girls do it, but then Melrose came along and proved that the other bitches just suck.
Then there is Caridee, who is widely loved for her dizzy hiding. She gets a round of applause from all of the judges. Twiggy says it was fantastic and brilliant, and the judges relive the highlights from her performance. Caridee's photo also gets raves. Tyra says that she looks like a superhero propelling forward. Tyra does bring up, however, that Caridee was out of control on the shoot, and that she could have hurt herself. This is a bad thing, even though Twiggy totally laughs. God, Twiggy, be serious! Someone could have poked out an eye!
Then there is Michelle. The judges say that she was supposed to swim frighteningly. Nigel says, "And it was pretty frightFUL, I'm afraid." Well then she should get kudos, because her mission was to swim FRIGHTFULLY. Bitches. Michelle should kick them all in the teeth. Except for Gabby Reece, who deserves none of our ire. Michelle gets flak for not committing. Tyra says that when she sees girls like Michelle and Anchal, it makes her think about the girls from casting who would have done anything to be in the competition. When Michelle doesn't commit, Tyra feels like she's wasted space. Yowie. Tyra notes, however, that Michelle is the challenge winner, and says that she's got some issues around guys not thinking that a woman's career is as important, and that she came up with that shoot for personal reasons. Tyra, please don't try to humanize yourself. It only makes us uncomfortable. Twiggy likes Michelle's shot, and Tyra says that it's Michael Jackson again. Nigel likes the shot, too, but Tyra notes that Michelle's hands looked like catcher's mitts. Hey, the lady has some big hands. Some women would find that appealing.