Caridee is raring to go, and says that this is the coolest thing she's ever done. Cooler than Dennis Quaid? How can it be so?!? She was a little apprehensive at first because she gets motion sickness easily, but says that she felt free and light in the air. But watching her, she is like a crackhead in a wind tunnel. She is flailing all over the place, and at one point knocks the instructor who's holding her into the wall. Yikes. Jay says that Caridee didn't listen when they told all the girls to make their movements really slow. But to her credit, she kept reaching for the Cover Girl foundation while flailing. Caridee says that she was twisting and turning and taking the instructors for a ride. They were really tired afterwards. We see them lying down by the chamber, all bruised and battered.
Back at home, there is Tyra Mail. Someone is going home! Melrose thinks that this week will be a hard Panel. She wears a funny mustache with her beret and mugs. She looks like a Super Mario Brother. She feels like she probably got a good photo, but since there wasn't any positive feedback, she won't walk into Panel as confident as she has been in the past. Anchal weighs in with her opinion that Melrose should go home because she's the most freaking annoying person that Anchal has ever met. Michelle says that she's tired of people leaving, and it's making her depressed. Eugena says that if the judges see a jacked up picture, they'll send the jacked-up model in that photo home. With that bit of profundity, we have commercials.
The photo that brings us into Panel is not one of Tyra in an indoor skydiving facility. And it's a good thing, because I don't think Photoshop is ready for that kind of jiggle. There are prizes and judges. The guest judge is Gabby Reece. Tyra totally wants to get with her.
Eugena is called up first. Tyra tells her that for the judging test today, the girls will have to demonstrate their understanding of modeling and action by acting out a verb and adverb chosen at random. Eugena has to shake flirtatiously. Miss J. notes that she couldn't get a better combination. It's true. Amanda has to ski sadly. Pretend you're Sonny Bono! Jaeda has to skip sensually, which entails a lot of rubbing herself. Michelle has to swim frightfully. Well, that frightened me. Anchal has to dance aggressively. She just kind of stands there, and then moves her arms around a little bit. Oy. And then there's Melrose, who has to box joyfully. Melrose gets a big smile and puts her hands on either side of her head, like a mime in a box. Like, a cardboard box. On her head. Which maybe makes some sense. If you're an idiot. The judges all make fun of her. Caridee has to hide dizzily. She crawls all around on the floor looking...dizzy. There is a montage of all the girls doing their verb/adverb combinations, and it prominently features Caridee, who's clearly the best. Anchal actually runs out of the room when her task is over, which the judges note. Wacky music plays. Or, should I say, the music plays wackily.













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