And you didn't think I would leave you without going through the list of Top Model freakouts, did you?
Number 10! This was Leila, wrestling with PTSD from her dolphin bruise, crying and hyperventilating as she rode a horse on a Jamaican beach. Leila and animals do not mix, says Tyra!
Number 9! Kelly Cutthroat Cutrone took on Melodramatic Maria after she refused a makeover. Kelly told Maria that no agency would represent an inflexible model who was just starting out, to which Maria snitted that she already had an agency, to which Kelly Cutrone offered to give her $10,000 for every national campaign she's done. Kelly Cutrone paid out zero dollars on that one. Maria was awfully dismissive, and Kelly stormed off on the grounds that Maria was committed to defending mediocrity.
Number 8! Real-ass bitches! Kiara was the star here, but if you'll recall, the other party in the real-ass bitch debate was Darian, who said Kiara was just another skinny girl with a weave. This commentary was brought to you by another skinny girl with a weave.
Number 7! Leila and Laura's high school cry-a-thon reached its apex when Leila accused Laura of being obsessed with herself. That's the same thing that everyone has told Laura for her whole life! And whoa! There was a whole lot more to the fight that we didn't see, involving Allyssa calling Kiara an instigator, and Kiara calling Allyssa the two-faced fakest bitch there for the wrong reasons. And whoa! Then Kristin got involved by calmly telling Kiara to shut the fuck up, and adding that Kiara was annoying as fuck. Kiara called Kristin a child, and told us that Kristin is a bitch, and has been a bitch for a long time so is really good at it. Fact. Kristin has no problem with that, in case you were wondering.
Number 6! Yvonne and Bryanboy threw down during the steampunk owl shoot. She thought he was rude, he thought she was rude, and they were both right.