Number 7! Leila and Laura's high school cry-a-thon reached its apex when Leila accused Laura of being obsessed with herself. That's the same thing that everyone has told Laura for her whole life! And whoa! There was a whole lot more to the fight that we didn't see, involving Allyssa calling Kiara an instigator, and Kiara calling Allyssa the two-faced fakest bitch there for the wrong reasons. And whoa! Then Kristin got involved by calmly telling Kiara to shut the fuck up, and adding that Kiara was annoying as fuck. Kiara called Kristin a child, and told us that Kristin is a bitch, and has been a bitch for a long time so is really good at it. Fact. Kristin has no problem with that, in case you were wondering.
Number 6! Yvonne and Bryanboy threw down during the steampunk owl shoot. She thought he was rude, he thought she was rude, and they were both right.
Number 5! Kristin went in Destiny's purse, and Destiny wasn't so thrilled by it. Never one to miss an opportunity to be stankity stank, Kristin yelled at Destiny repeatedly to hit her. Because she's mean! Mean mean mean mean mean. Mean.
Number 4! Victoria may have been misunderstood, but was a girl full of character. Or, full of characters. One of the most memorable was her British philanthropist (???) who crawled on the street and yelled, "Leave me alooooone!" during the Tyler Perry challenge. Was Victoria sending a message to the other girls? Or perhaps to the mothership?
Number 3! As Kiara and Leila celebrated backstage at panel after the Dunn's River Falls shoot, Kristin got more and more pissed at how disrespectful they were being of the girls who sucked, such as herself. And then when Leila tried to state her opinion on the matter, Kristin gave a respectful, "Bitch, shut up!" Adding that she neither liked nor respected Leila. It really is amazing that no one ever decked her.
Number 2! The collective phone calls of Victoria to her mom! Oh Lord, did she cry. And cry. And cry. It was those words of encouragement from her mom that allowed her to stay in the competition so much, to our delight and amusement. Thank you, Mama Country Cooking!
Number 1! Kelly Cutrone versus Jez Smith, Nine West shoot. Some poor producer had to get involved. Kelly told us that she's worked with photographers whose prints sell for $40,000, and none of them have ever spoken to her like that. TO HER FACE. She does admit that Jez was nice to the models, and got some good photos.
Number 1 Plus! You didn't think Tyra would have a countdown list and not put herself at the top, did you? Tyra acted a fool during panel, in order to teach Kristin a lesson about acting a fool. She did reference, "I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this!" which I would say was self-aware if I believed that Tyra had one molecule of self-awareness in her body.