Jayla is next and smiles like a scary drag queen.

Jay tells Nicole to look alive. She says that it's hard for her to breathe in the corset, and that she feels like she's going to pass out. Jay tells her that if she really does feel weak, she can ask for a second. He tells her to give a big, luscious, watermelon butt. She appears to be having some fun, and smiles big enough for me to start singing the theme song to The Donny and Marie Show.

Kim says in a confessional that she is nervous, but that she has some kind of natural talent and wants to excel. Jay tells Kim to think pin-up-y. She poses for a while, and he tells her that she had great body shapes in the beginning, but is starting to get a little butch. She gives a little laugh that says, "I can't believe you said that, you little fuck, and also I could kick your ass with merely the collar of my flannel, or tail of my mullet, or spine of my Melissa Etheridge CD, or appendage to any other lesbian stereotype that I will embody today." Also, she is wearing tube socks. Jay looks at a few photos and expresses surprise that they're not bad. He tells Kim that this is the most feminine he's seen her. I have to say that she does look great. I like a baby dyke as much as the next girl, but there's no harm in mixing it up once in a while. Jay says that he was surprised by Kim's good performance.

Nik is next, and appears to get lots of kudos, until Jay tells her not to forget her legs and let them hang all Muppet-like. As she ends, he tells her that she struggled at the beginning, but pulled it together. She interviews that it was upsetting to have that be the last thing she heard, and that she needs the photo shoot to be successful all the way through. She might be overthinking things a little.

And then it's Kyle's turn. Jay tells her that she's looking a lot like Ashley Judd. She says, "Do I?," and Kim nicely adds, "You're much prettier than her." Kyle has some major boobage, which is eventually covered up by the weird wifebeater. Nik interviews that watching Kyle was really nervewracking, because she looked gorgeous the second she walked out there. Jayla interviews that everyone says Kyle's beautiful, but that she thinks that Kyle lacks a lot of depth. How surprising that Jayla has something mean to say. Jayla adds that Kyle has next to no personality. Shut up, Chiclets. After she finishes, Kyle says that it was hard for her to make facial expressions, but Kim says, "No, it was so good." Kyle looks so pretty. Sigh.