The next morning, the girls travel to Griffith Park, where they meet Eric Viskovicz, a trainer at someplace called Camp Technique. That is the faggiest ever name for a place that does army-style obstacle courses. He tells the girls that they'll be doing a series of obstacles, because as a model, you have to be tough, as evidenced by the hardcore strength that was Christie Brinkley in the "Uptown Girl" video, or Kate Moss in rehab. Lisa jumps up and down excitedly, while Kyle looks appalled and Kim lays her head on Kyle's shoulder. I was going to make a joke about Kim's seduction powers, and then I noticed that Kim is actually wearing a flannel shirt. Way to get beyond the stereotypes. Maybe next, Tyra will give her a tiny mullet weave. Fierce! Eric notes that Lisa looks very prepared. He tells the girls to change and get themselves back to the course.
Nik interviews that she works out every day but is certainly not prepared and physically fit for boot camp. And I have to admit that if I had to do this, I would probably die. Not in the "I don't want to get dirty!" sense, but literally die because I am so out of shape. I need to get a gym membership. Lisa is first. She asks for some army grease, and everyone notes that she is in heaven. She runs through the course, which includes a wall, some hurdles, dragging a stuffed dummy on the ground, and sliding backwards through the mud. Lisa says that she loves being dirty, so this is nothing to her. The other girls groan just looking at her, and not for the usual reasons. Eric interviews that the objective of the day was to make sure that they got a good workout, but also that they got really dirty in preparation for the real challenge to come. Lisa gives Eric a big hug.









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