Jayla is next. She interviews that she does need to start working out because as she gets older, she will get fatter, but she really doesn't think that obstacle courses are the way to go about it.
As Bre completes the course, Jayla notes that her bra is ruined.
Kim is next and isn't as butch about it as you'd expect.
Kyle squeals as she goes through the mud, and interviews that she can feel it going down her pants and into her ears and in her hair, and that it's a gross feeling. Insert Kim joke here. Eric notes that Kyle wasn't as into it as everyone else was.
But even less into it is Nicole, who is a giant baby. Eric agrees that she is a complainer as Nicole says, "Uh, I'm going to barf, that is so nasty." And really, that's exactly what you'd expect from her, and also probably why her mom doesn't love her.
Nik is next, and for some reason as she emerges from the wall at the beginning of the course, her pants fall down. The elastic must be broken or something, because the pants will not stay back up. Eric tells her to just keep going, and a laughing Nik must endure falling pants and a pixilated ass at every step of the course. Jayla interviews that Nik handled the situation pretty well. There's nothing to quell a feud like a bare bottom, I always like to say. The others laugh at Nik, especially when she has to go through the mud. Nik interviews that it was funny, and also a freeing feeling.
After everyone has gone and is thoroughly nasty, Eric delivers some Tyra Mail. It reads, "You're dirty, you're grimy, you're stinky, you're smelly, so today you're going to have to fake the funk." The girls all wonder what this means, and Nicole speculates that they're going to have a photo shoot in their current muddy attire. Kim interviews that she doesn't relish being covered in dirt and grime, but that if it's going to get her closer to the top, she guesses it's all worth it. Commercials.
When we return, the muddy girls pile into their limo. Nicole confessionalizes, "This is NUTS. People can't sit around and be dirty all day. I feel like a caged rat." That might explain the rodentine teeth. Jayla interviews that it was disgusting, and that her hair looked like a cow's body -- as does her body, I would add. The girls discuss what their Tyra Mail means, and someone speculates that "fake the funk" means that they'll have to fake a nasty smell. Nik tells us that she does not have to fake it.













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