Janice and Jay emerge from the press conference room. Janice holds on to Jay's shoulders and says, "We were having sex!" For some reason, I laugh and laugh at that. Janice needlessly adds, "Just kidding!" and shows that she finds herself as funny as I find her by cracking herself up. Jay and Janice announce that the panel felt overwhelmingly that...Nnenna was the winner. Janice gives Nnenna a huge hug and says that she rocks. Nnenna feels very good about herself. She gets to pick three friends, and chooses Gina, Jade, and Sara. These girls get a head start moving into the house, which is a good advantage in terms of getting the room that you want.
The girls head to the house, which is gorgeous. Its theme is "ANTM Modeling Agency," and each room has a theme. For example, the "Twiggy Room" is '60s mod. Mollie Sue idolizes Twiggy and says that Twiggy is the reason she got into modeling. Nnenna gravitates toward the Iman room. Jade loves the glam Janice room and says that she envisions herself as Janice, because Janice "looks like an exotic biracial butterfly, much like myself." Jade, I know Janice Dickinson, and you are no Janice Dickinson. I bet Janice tried to crawl out of her window at rehab so that she could find Jade and sock her in the jaw. Wendy and Kathy like the cheery Christie Brinkley room. The last room is the "Top Model room," and is a collection of past ANTM contestants and winners. Furonda is in shock and awe at how her life has changed for the better. I am still in shock and awe that Furonda made it to the final thirteen. The house's courtyard is amazing and features a hot tub and pool. Several girls jump into the pool fully clothed and yell, "America's Next Top Model!" as we head to commercials.
When we return, the girls are heading out to dinner. They get lots of food and make a toast. Gina notes that it's been a long day, and that the stuff with Jade is getting to her. Someone opens a bottle of champagne, and the next thing you know, Gina is wasted. The other girls laugh until they realize that she is (even more of) a bumbling idiot when drunk. She stumbles around. Kathy says that she's never seen someone so drunk before, and that it scared her. Kathy has obviously not been to college. The girls help an embarrassed and humiliated Gina into the car. She interviews that she's never going to drink alcohol again, which is a likely story. This is why Lisa was so great. She was all, "I'm drunk and I know it. Pass the bubbles!"