Meanwhile, back at the homestead, some hot-tubbing is occurring. Brooke is wearing a Run, Lola, Run wig, but in blue. At least I think it's Brooke. It's hard to tell with such a mysterious and effective disguise. The girls in the hot tub try to convince Kathy to get in naked. Kathy interviews that she saw boobies. To corroborate her story, we get footage of the ho- tub girls taking off their tops. Kathy says that she didn't fit in because she has none. Boobies, that is. Pink gold. Texas A-cup. Joanie -- who I think is leader of the Hot Tub Gang -- says that she'll give someone forty dollars to catwalk naked along the side of the pool. There is twittering. She says that she has a hundred-dollar bill in her wallet and will go get it. We see a shot of Brooke and her nice rack. Joanie interviews that she offered Nnenna the $100. We see Joanie in the pool waving the soggy cash around. See, that is just gross and unsanitary. The ANTM staffers should fill that hot tub with antibacterial Purell. Joanie gives stipulations for the walk: it has to be a Tyra-style sexy strut, and no covering of the boobies is allowed. Jade, who is enjoying a nice glass of shiraz, says that she'll do it with Nnenna and split the winnings 50-50. Joanie slurs, "Two for the money. Two for the show. Two to get ready. Now friggin' walk." But there is no friggin' walking to be had because Jade is full of shit. She says that she's worth more than a soggy $100 bill. She's worth a million dollars. Wouldn't it be awesome of Joanie pulled a million-dollar bill out of her g-string right now? She does not. She does, however, make chicken noises as she plasters the wet $100 bill to her forehead. Joanie interviews that Jade has a façade of strength, but that Joanie sees right through her. Seriously, Jade is a loser.
Tyra enters the house the next morning. There is screaming. Tyra's face is screened onto a giant set of windows, like the big head from The Wizard Of Oz. You'd need a three-story house to adequately represent her forehead, however. Tyra congratulates the girls and tells them that each has a "unique beauty." I'll say. She does a Q&A with the girls. They ask about making facial expressions in the mirror and how to handle themselves in press conferences, and Tyra is silly and shakes her butt some more. Then out of nowhere, Furonda asks if Tyra has any tips for the girls who are going to be eliminated. Tyra is insta-pissed and says she doesn't give that kind of advice. Leslie interviews that Furonda is kind of the bad-ass of the house. And, because it can't be said enough, hideous. Furonda interviews that she's going to be the winner. She tells Tyra that girls have asked her that question, so she wants her to answer it for them. Tyra's all, "Shut up, beeyotch, or I'll swallow you whole like so many boneless ribs." Danielle interviews that no one asked Furonda anything, and that she's full of shit, and that Tyra could tell that she was full of shit. It's true.