Next there is Christie, 20, from Lewisville, North Carolina. Christie has a decent resemblance to Adriana Lima, which Christie pronounces like "lima bean." Christie says that everyone's always told her that she looks like a model or should model, so she eventually figured that it was something she should look into. Christie also probably made Victoria's dumb list. Tyra asks Christie if she can dance, which brings us to a crazy losers dancing and singing montage! They even slip a little bit of Tyra and Miss J. dancing and singing in there, and then Tyra does some weird thing on the floor. She's all about being on all fours this season, isn't she?

And then in stomps Sabrina, 18, from Cerritos, California, who says she looks good in the face, in the hair, everything. Tyra asks her what her best feature is, and she says her hair, but she's stumped when asked what her worst feature is. She tells us that she really can't think of anything she has to work on. She has talent that is extraordinary, at least in her own mind.

Next is Jenah, 28, from Farmington, Connecticut. Tyra says that she heard that Jenah was known as a bee-yotch in high school. Jenah says that girls just don't like her and are terrified of her. Miss J. asks if it's because of her big bug eyes. Heh. She does occasionally look a little like Shelley Duvall in The Shining. Jenah says that she is beautiful and smart, and she knows stuff. To wit, she reads books, plays beer pong, and parties with guys. Marie Curie was known as quite the beer-ponger in her day, too. Jenah tells us that her mom was a model and is friends with some fashion photographers, and they all want to take pictures of her. Well, then let them do it and skip the reality show. After she leaves, Jay says that intelligence and saying "like" ten million times and hanging out with guys does not get you a degree.