Kristin and Laura eat snacks in their bedroom and talk about Kiara. Laura says that she didn't know Kiara could dance like that and Kristin responds, "What, like a slut?" In fairness, Kiara DID hump the dirty street. They plan to kick ass in the photo shoot, and Kristin hopes it has a more commercial bent rather than high fashion, so Leila will suck and go home. Kristin continues her anti-Leila rant in the confessional, saying that this competition is looking for a well-rounded model who can do everything, and all Leila is good for is taking photos. Laura agrees, and then Kristin proceeds to call Leila a lucky bitch who popped out with a "fucking gap." So supportive of their fellow models! Just lovely, really!
After a break, the girls head to their photo shoot. They never get their Tyra Mail, and we can only hope this means that P'Trique's plane is lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The location for the shoot is the Martha Brae River, where Johnny and Rob await, along with Jamaican photographer William Richards. The shoot has a bit of a complicated conceit -- the models will be portraying a woman caught in a love triangle between two men. This woman is in Jamaica with her husband, portrayed by Rob, however, she is also in love with her river raft guide, portrayed by one of the hot male models we met at the beginning of the episode. Each of the ladies gets to choose the male model she wants to work with, and of course Kiara goes straight for Korey. River raft guide attraction realness!
Victoria is up first, and Johnny makes the mistake of asking her for her backstory. The clock starts ticking as Victoria says that she is a very affluent woman from a very wealthy family, who want her to end up with Rob (whom she calls, "Mattaa.") And while she's very attracted to...Mattaa...she's also running off with the local bad boy river raft guy. Rob tells us that you want to love Victoria, but then you realize what a crazy fucking mess she is. He worries that she gets too lost in her characters. This is an opportune time for Kristin to tell us that Victoria is very anti-social, and never talks about friends. The only relationship she appears to have is -- you guessed it! -- with her mom. If only Victoria could have chosen her mom to play the part of the river raft guide!