America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Dance Hall Days

Back at home there is Tyra Mail of Doom. Someone will be going home! A tearful Leila tells us that she worked very hard to come back, and now that she's regained entry to the competition she feels even more pressure to prove that she deserves to be there. And then there's Victoria. She calls her mom to assure her that even though she's been feeling sick for some time now, she's getting a bit better. Victoria assures her mom that she's getting enough to eat, and her mom is proud that she's managing to stay alive and conscious. Maybe it's one of the home school tenets to give your children praise for basic achievements of survival? Victoria is trying to regain her confidence, and points out to us and herself that she wouldn't have entered the competition if she didn't think she had an excellent chance of winning. Well, "excellent." She has faith in herself, and is ready to move forward. One grapevine at a time.

And then it's panel time! The girls are wearing particularly unflattering sarongs, which serve to make Tyra's weave look the tiniest bit better. There are prizes, there are judges. And I guess this is as good a time as any to note that there is a warrant out for Rob Evans' arrest. And it's not for the crime of being too darn hot, as you would suspect.

Nastasia is up first for evaluation, and Tyra first notes that she's the challenge winner, then asks her to demonstrate her ability to smize and tooch at the same time. Nastasia does so, and Tyra at least seems impressed. Kelly loves the body posture in Nastasia's photo and says it's a good use of all her angles. She adds that Nastasia is getting better every week. Bryanboy imparts that the fans out there love love love love love Nastasia, and one says that she looks like the princess of the Amazon. That's a good thing. Rob says that not only is her face beautiful, but she tooched her ass off. Tyra, however, thinks that she moved a little into hoochie tooch territory. But Rob says that no one in the competition yet has extended so far, and he gives her a score without anyone even asking. It's a 10! Kelly gives Nastasia an 8, and Tyra gives her a 7 along with an arrest warrant for the crime of hoochie tooching.

America's Next Top Model

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