Sara says that she's never been on a go-see before in her life, so the fact that she's doing her first in a foreign country with a time limit is a little intimidating. Danielle says that she isn't good with directions and isn't good with maps, and is terrified that she's going to look up and see a sign that reads, "Welcome to Korea." I'm sorry, but Danielle is the best. There's just no question. Danielle encourages her driver to get going, and quick.
Sara gets to her first go-see, and says she's confident that she'll adhere to the Thai social customs. She then adds somewhat mysteriously that it's one thing to have the knowledge in your head, but another thing altogether to do it in the moment. Designer Rai Von Bueren, designer for "sexylittlebeach," says that she loved Sara's gift. Rai asks Sara whether she's had much experience. Sara says that she's just starting out, and Rai notes that twenty-two is quite old to be on your first go-see. Sara says that her nerves made her a bit stiff, and Rai agrees.
With a little over three hours left, Joanie reminds us that today is all about time management, and that it's going to be a little hard to get back by 4:30. Joanie takes off her shoes at her go-see for Disaya Prakobsantisukh, creative director of "Boudoir." Disaya says that their collection is all about Alice In Wonderland, and in particular the tea party scene. Oh, my God! My other Garbage Pail Kid name is totally Treacly Tracie! However, even my sticky, viscous Kid doesn't have to suffer the ignominy of having to wear a giant scary animal head to complete its lingerie ensemble. You can call it whimsy all you want. I say it's fucking weird. Joanie says that she liked wearing the giant scary animal head because no one could see how dumb her face looked. True, but on the flipside they could most certainly see how thick your body is. It's like they always say: the froghead adds ten pounds.
Jade shows up before Joanie is finished, and Joanie worries that Jade might try to copy her. Now, now, you're not that good that you need to get a complex about it, honey. Jade deadpans, "I don't know if lingerie is Joanie's market." Burnt like a "Disco Inferno," particularly given Joanie's strippered history. Jade continues that Joanie doesn't have a lingerie body at all, but Jade does. Jade is a chipmunk at the Boudoir tea party. Without a doubt, she is Dale. Disaya says that she liked Jade's look, but had a problem with the fact that she didn't smile and seemed kind of moody. Jade tells us that as she shows up at the go-sees, she is ever aware of the time, so she paces herself and is always "calculating in [her] mind." That calculation goes something like, "Four hours minus two go-sees = Potato salad."