America's Next Top Model

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Another Brick In The Wall

First on the runway is Saleisha, who says she felt herself becoming one of the beauties, and who wanted the judges to see how powerful her beauty is. So powerful that it made Jo Polniaczek yearn for the tender touch of a lady. Miss J. thinks that Saleisha did a great job re-accessorizing her outfit, and adds that her walk was superb. Chantal, of course, thinks she did a great job. Twiggy agrees that her walk, at least, is good. Bianca interviews that this is her chance to prove to the world that she can do this, and strike fear in the hearts of the other girls. She's always wanting to strike fear into the hearts of something. With Bianca, the flowers hide because they think she's going to cut them with a blade of stankness. Ann thinks that Bianca's accessorizing with rosettes was very cute, and showed off her amazing legs very well. Jenah is last to walk out, and says that while everyone else was doing their same old walk in a new dress, she wanted to look like royalty. Twiggy likes the way she transformed her evening wear into a modern, tight dress, and how she took off her coat on the runway and let it flow.

Ann tells the girls that they all did a great job. Her only criticism of Saleisha is that she could loosen up a little and show some personality. Jenah was great and looked like an amazing model. Ann says that Bianca obviously liked the music she was walking to, and bopped down the runway a little too much. She tells Bianca that she was a little too hip-hop. Oh, this is getting dicey. Ann Shoket really puts me on edge every time she has a guest spot. Chantal gets praise for picking out yellow shoes. Well, everyone has to start somewhere. And the winner is ...Jenah! HA! Take that Bistanka. And take this, too: Jenah gets to pick a friend to share in her prize, and the two will get Chinese couture dresses made just for them. Jenah does not hesitate in picking Chantal, saying that you have to trust your friends. Bianca interviews that she could care less, and isn't going to wear a couture dress anywhere. At this point, I think Bianca is actually sucking on sour raisins, her stank act is so weathered. Jenah's other prize is getting a private runway lesson with Miss J. -- the first time in Top Model history that any girl has gotten a one on one with him. It has the momentousness of an Israel/Palestine peace talk, but 80% fiercer.

America's Next Top Model

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