And now it's time for the Cover Girl Beauty Tip of the Week!
Small Orange Man: [jovially] Hey Elsa, you ready for a little face time?
Horsey Foreign Model: [pissed off at her sebaceous glands] Well I'd love to get this shine under control.
SOM: [with a limited range of expression] Well, start with an oil-absorbing makeup that'll last all day.
HFM: [silently adding "like cupcakes"] It has to be light and fresh.
SOM: [embracing emphasis as an acting technique] Now, the best oil-control makeups are made with these cool ultra-light powders PLUS gentle conditioners that prevent dryness.
HFM: [silently adding "like cupcakes"] And it feels nice and light.
SOM: [thinking "umeboshi is delicious"] And it won't clog your pores either.
HFM: [silently adding "like cupcakes"] Perfection in a bottle!
SOM: [thinking "Taye Diggs is perfection in a bottle"] You bet!
Tokyo! It's New York to the tenth power! We are treated once again to Yaya spitting out the umeboshi. She says that she felt like she was going to gag, and that spitting it out was a reaction because she was going to throw up. Lies. She says that respect is a big thing in Japan. Oh, the irony of respeito! Janice asks her what the umeboshi tastes like, and Yaya says, "Like nothing I've ever tasted before." Tyra dismisses Yaya.
The girls go before the panel with both of their commercials. Mr. Yoshie laughs at Eva. Janice says that Eva is a Campbell's Soup rap star, which makes no sense. Tyra says that Eva couldn't even get the English right in the Campbell's commercial. They think that she did a bit better shilling umeboshi. Nigel says that she is beautiful and photographs well, and Tyra says that Eva's voice is great for selling products. Next is Ann. Ann looks proud as she watches her commercial. The judges still criticize her for the way that she holds her face. Nigel and Mr. Yoshie both were impressed by Ann. Tyra says that Norelle sounded good with the English, but was awful with the Japanese. Janice agrees that Norelle did not deliver the lines. The judges think that she was radiant, bubbly, and fun during the umeboshi commercial. Next is Amanda, who says that she looked like a pair of ears on an onion in the Campbell's commercial. The judges think that she had no passion during the commercial.