Meanwhile, the three winning girls freak out about the bugs that are attacking them as they wait for their ride to the luxury accommodation. As they leave they yell, "Bye! Love you Kahlen! Love you Naima!" And then there is a big pause. Keenyah says, "We forgot to say, 'Love you Michelle.'" "Love you Michelle!" they scream, and then someone mumbles, "We shouldn't have said anything."
Brittany, Keenyah, and Christina settle in to a nice dinner in their woodsy chic suite. They toast to not being in the wilderness. Oh, irony. Meanwhile, the other girls complain good naturedly, Kahlen saying that there was no way her ancestors did this. I also think she asks how many bottles it takes to pee in the wilderness. I don't know what this means, but apparently the answer is "two." Michelle says that it's good that the high-maintenance girls went to the five-star hotel, because they never would have survived the great outdoors. The camping girls imagine that the hotel girls are eating chocolate and strawberries in the Jacuzzi. Meanwhile, Christina walks out to the Jacuzzi and discovers that it is filled with rose petals and bugs. Wow, I hope they all got their shots. They do not last long in the hot tub, and Christina interviews that she doesn't like bugs all that much. In their room, wacky music plays as Christina tries to spray the place down with Raid, and the girls use whatever tools available to kill, shoo, or otherwise get rid of the bugs that seem drawn to their beds. Don't they have mosquito netting? Brittany says that if they're getting eaten alive, the other girls must have it much worse. Meanwhile, night-vision shows us the other girls sleeping peacefully. That's because they're dealing with high-class bugs who wouldn't even think of camping. More wackiness ensues with the buggy winners.













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