Meanwhile, Natasha doesn't understand the concept of "teacher's pet." This is really not her fault. She asks Jay if she should be innocent or sexy, and he says definitely not sexy. Jay eventually tells her just to imitate what she sees in a magazine, which I have to say is not very good direction. He redeems himself briefly, though, by telling Natasha to move her legs in a way that looks less like she's sitting on the toilet. Jay says that he was trying to teach Natasha how to pose, but that her problem is that she really doesn't understand modeling. As she walks away, visibly upset, Natasha says, "It's hard for me to get, cause I don't talk, like, English. I don't speak basic words. I talk like a foreigner. I feel like I'm failing." I think "I don't speak basic words" is a bit of an exaggeration. Even so, foreigners are funny when they're sad!

Meanwhile, back at home, Renee is still jawing. She's complaining that they give her stuff they know she's not going to be good at. Quite awesomely, Brittany yawns. Out of nowhere, Jaslene says that she speaks a lot with her eyes. More with the eyes and less with the mouth and we'd have a winner. Renee says that she speaks a lot with her eyes too, before giving a flippant "Whatever." Renee confessionalizes that Jaslene is getting all the cool looks, and then adds that she's got it, and can show us fierce and angry and sexy. How about class clown? Oh, right. Renee tells the other girls that if you're going to take one girl out of her element, you have to take all of them out of their elements. I would like to take Renee out of the element of oxygen. Jaslene quite correctly interviews that Renee is making a whole pile of excuses.