America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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The Girl Who Is Way Too Nice

Next is Brittany, the valedictorian. Twiggy thinks that she has a timeless face. Nigel thinks it's superb picture, and that she looks clever and like a model. She nailed it. I have to say, it does look like something you'd see in a magazine. I'm calling Dionne and Brittany the "Who Knew Club," because I had totally written them off in the first episode.

Miss Samantha is next as the girl with the bad reputation. There is general agreement that she doesn't look anywhere near trampy enough. Tyra says that, in her film, she did do some sexier stuff, but seemed so unsure, like, "I think I'm a ho?" You know this sends Renee into spirals of "But I KNOW I'm a ho! I would have done sixty-five times better!" Tyra says that most modeling is acting like a ho, but making it fashion. She demonstrates by pushing out her boobs them pulling them in, and putting her finger in her mouth then turning it to the side. Are you clear on that?

Felicia is next as the jock, and her shot is great, too. I'd add her to the Who Knew Club as well. Roy says that she has a classic face, and that she nailed the shot, and should be proud. Ms. J. says she looks like Tyra. Tyra says that Felicia had so many good shots. She thinks that Felicia's dancing helps her to know how to move her body and have a great face at the same time.

Jael's photo is adorable. Tyra likes it because it's nerdy but fashion. The judges all agree that it's great.

Then there is Jaslene. Her photo gets raves from all the judges. Jaslene is really the president of the Who Knew Club. Ms. J. tells the other girls in the house that they'd better watch out, which gets a prickly look from Renee, who is apparently still piffed. Jaslene says that they're on her already. She adds that they're scattered around the house talking about her, and that most of them are being phony. Renee rolls her eyes and looks at someone else off-camera. Jaslene says that being in front of Panel is the happiest she's been. She then adds that she not only wants this, but desires this. I wonder if she was going to say "deserves," and then thought better of it at the last moment, because what she actually said makes no sense. She adds that she doesn't like to be uncomfortable. Well, the rest of the world LOVES being uncomfortable! Catch up, Jaslene. Renee looks at her off-camera friend and cracks up. Roy tells Jaslene that the world of fashion is phony, and that people will kiss you on the cheek then stab you in the back, so she should get used to it. Nigel tells her that she needs thicker skin, and Roy tells her to let them talk and do her thing. Ms. J. says that she did her thing with this photo.

America's Next Top Model

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