The judges deliberate. Brittany's taken two great shots in a row and was phenomenal on the runway. Renee has a great look in person, but it hasn't translated to a photograph yet. Tyra says there's something about Renee that touches her. Maybe it's Renee's giant claw. Tyra feels that this competition is helping Renee. You know, except with how it's making the world kind of hate her. Whitney is a bit housewifey for Twiggy, but Nigel thinks she has a great personality. Tyra says that Whitney is a girl in desperate need of a makeover. Twiggy loves Cassandra's walk and body, but Tyra says that she needs to model strongly with her face and be present. Twiggy wants to slap Natasha because she's got it all but doesn't know how to use it. Nigel says that Natasha isn't all there, and that the dots aren't connecting, to which Tyra replies in a Russian accent, "Thank you! I am connecting! Thank you so much! You say I'm beautiful, I love it." Heh. See, Tyra can be funny sometimes. Ms. J. wants more energy and less control from Diana. Twiggy says that Diana's face looks like a model's to her. Oh, the old "She has such a pretty face!" line. Twiggy loves Diana's "proudness." In America, we call that pride. Jaslene's photo is the best of the bunch, but Roy says that she needs to stop worrying about who's hating and buck up. Twiggy says that if Jaslene went into castings without photographs, she doesn't think she'd get the job. In other words, Jaslene is really scary-looking in person, which we already knew. Nigel suggests sending the book only. Heh. Sarah doesn't do it for Twiggy, who thinks she's birdlike, but Roy says that he'd like to see her develop and get more opportunities. Samantha is one of the best-looking girls there, according to Nigel, but he doesn't see her having any personality. It's true. Twiggy loves the way she photographs, but agrees that the personality is a major problem. She's a nice, polite, shy girl! Which, yeah, put her in a room with Naomi Campbell and she'd get eaten alive. Figuratively, as opposed to if you put her in a room with only Tyra. Tyra says that Samantha has so much potential, but it's all bottled up, and it's almost as if she needs some Top Model pre-training. Roy says that he wants to put a fork in Jael because he thinks she's done. I don't exactly know what that means, but it sounds like an insult. Twiggy says that she didn't understand Jael last week, and didn't understand her this week. It is true that, to the finely trained British ear, Jael probably sounds like Neanderthal Man. Tyra tells the other judges to lay off Jael, because she's trying to find herself and figure it out. Dionne's photo is very saucy, according to Twiggy. Roy says that if he had to give her a grade, it would be a C. Nigel asks why, and Roy says, "She's average." Better than average is Felicia: Nigel thinks she has a lot to offer. Twiggy says that Felicia has a great body, but Twiggy needs to keep an eye on her. Tyra thinks Felicia looks fierce, but doesn't look like her.
America's Next Top Model
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America's Next Top Model