Next is Brittany, who continues to surprise me by doing well. Jay says that she looks like a model and knows how to carry off the clothing. Cut to a distressed-looking Renee, who is probably thinking that looking smart is SO EASY, despite the fact that she's never tried it.

Mean girl Whitney is next, and says that even though she wasn't a mean girl, she knows what it's like to be a little catty. Jay felt like Whitney could have gone further and created a deeper character.

Diana is student body president, and wants to look sexy and confident while she's thinking "Vote for me."

Felicia the jock is next, with a shot that puts her in motion. Jay says that she's really graceful, knows how to move, and can create dynamic body shapes.

Then, it's Jaslene's turn. Makeup artist Sutan says that her look encapsulates his high-school experience. She's kind of like Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club, but with long straight hair and less dandruff. But, quite possibly, with scurvy. Jaslene says that she didn't even want to watch the other girls' photo shoots. She says that she's not going to learn anything from them -- if anything, they're going to learn something by watching her. How to be a maniac, perhaps. It is a tragic twist of fate that Jaslene totally rocks the shoot. Jay says that they're not even on Frame 20 and they're done. Jaslene interviews that, as ugly as she looked, she still managed to sock it -- she just gave it to them. Well, you can't argue with that. Meanwhile, Fucking Renee is still crying. She says that she wishes she had been given something she was good at. She says that Jaslene is always given the fierce thing -- "always" being twice, since that's all the photo shoots they've had -- and that if Renee had been given similar looks, she would have done "really good [sic]" and gotten good feedback and thus would be more confident. Oh, for the love of Kathie Lee Gifford just shut up.