The judges deliberate. Janice says that Brittany stays, and Tyra asks if it's because she looks like Janice. Janice then quotes, "You know, you really need Lasix, honey. I don't have hands the size of baseball mitts." HA! And also, Janice is looking totally hot. Nolé snarks that, on the set, Tiffany jumped on the cop car like she had seen those red lights before. And for some reason it's okay when I make fun of how ghetto Tiffany is, but not when Nolé does it. Sarah has a very strong face. Naima is exquisite, with great personal style. When it comes time to discuss Lluvy, Janice deadpans, "SUV. That's her new name. I have deemed it," and the rest of the judges crack up. And so do I, even though that secretly makes no sense. Janice says that SUV is cute, but that in her photograph, she looks like a man. Everyone hates Keenyah's side helmet hair. Tyra says that no matter how she tried to clean up her attitude, she was still extra. And I actually kind of agree. Even though she wasn't as bad as Brandy, she still needed to stifle. Janice inexplicably loves Christina, which makes me go "argh," but then Nigel says that the problem with her is that she has almost zero sex appeal, and I think of her watching this first episode and snicker aloud. Brandy can take a good picture but is a pain in the ass. Brita is very sexy in person, but her photograph was "eh." Nigel says that Brita is twenty-five years old, holding too much weight, and was a very stiff model. Kahlen is great in photos but drab in person. Rebecca is great and moves like a pro. Nigel says that Tatiana's face is "a little pugsly." Hee! And also: complete lack of teeth. Noelle is pretty, but needs to keep her blow-out and bring it home. Michelle, in the words of Nigel: "She's so big...she borderlines looking like someone in drag." "Borderlines"? Nolé says that she has potential, and that he would like "Michelle slash Michael" to continue.