It's time to give out the photos. The following are still in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Model: Tiffany, Naima, Rebecca, Kahlen, Christina, Michelle, Noelle, Sarah, Tatiana, Brittany, Lluvy, and Keenyah. Will Brita and Brandy please step forward? Brandy, you are a clown-like ass. Brita, you are exquisite, but a hefty old hag. But Brandy, you get to stay. Tears of gratitude. Tyra asks, "What are you going to try to work on?" "My attitude," says Brandy. "Thank you so much." Brita interviews that she's pissed off, and is regretting the experience: "First girl off...Pictures were horrible. God, this sucks." She says that she was hoping this would be the next, bigger thing for her, but that she blew it. Her topless nudie photo fades from the collage.

Next week on America's Next Top Model: the girls strut their stuff on a football field for Miss J., who wears a cheerleading outfit and megaphone. The pressure leads to the unveiling of Michelle's deepest secret. Or, "secret." And then we are promised the most shocking judging ever, as the judges and several girls stare in a horrified manner at someone who has apparently either fallen to the ground, or revealed her she-nis. YAY!