Brittany climbs up onto a car to pose. She says that her knees were sweaty from the heat, and that she kept falling off of the car. I can't believe I just wrote that sentence. It sounds so gross. She gives herself a big "Awesome!" after her shoot. When she talks, she sounds like a real dumb-ass.
Janice gets really close behind Michelle and asks, "Do you have any questions for me? The bitch judge?" Michelle laughs and tells Janice that she thinks she'll be one of her favorite judges. I bet Michelle is under the impression that she could take Janice in a fight. Michelle is mistaken. Jay asks Michelle to tell Nigel what she does, and Michelle tells him that she wrestles. Nigel tells us that there's "an unusual side to Michelle." That side is the front. He adds that Michelle can go "quite androgynous-looking." And that is some polite British phrasing, right there.
Brandy tells us that this is her first professional photo shoot, and that she couldn't believe how long she had to sit around. She slits her eyes in a vaguely pissed-off manner and is left to stew in her own juices (i.e., "special sauce").
Tatiana is next to pose, and she says that her strategy is to have confidence. She says that she's surrounded by gorgeous girls, and that she is one of them. I wouldn't go that far, gummy. Nigel says that Tatiana has a lot of moves, and that's the kind of model that a photographer falls in love with not because she's the most beautiful (I'll say), but because she inspires him to take pictures of her. I think she looks kind of terrible, but whatever.
Next is Naima, who tells us that she's a Trekkie, and liked the shoot because she felt like a Star Trek alien. As played by Jennifer Lopez, I might add. Naima gets raves all around, and Nigel picks her up off of the car with a big groan. Nigel is sexy, but also kind of a puss.
Brandy mopes around waiting for her turn. She says that she was shocked at how long she had to wait while doing nothing. Nolé asks if she's sleepy, and why. Brandy says that she's sleepy because they're taking so long. Nolé tells her that doing show after show in Paris would make her more tired than that. And one can only speculate upon the number of extra chromosomes kicking around between these two mental giants. Nolé tells us that Brandy has a bad attitude, and that at this point in the competition, she should be upbeat and excited. As she finally goes for her shoot, Nolé says to Nigel, "Brandy's not feelin' it right now." Nigel asks why not, and Brandy says, "'Cause I was waiting so long. I'm not gonna lie." She says she's in the middle of sleepiness. Nigel tells us that Brandy was in a mood when she got to the set and wouldn't look at him or smile, which isn't going to cut it. After the shoot, Brandy says that, on a scale from one to ten, she'd give herself an eleven, but that's only because she has no idea which numbers actually come between one and ten. Jay grimaces.