When we return, the girls continue to look at the oncoming posse with a mixture of mild terror and "what the fuck?" Noelle tells us that a figure came into the picture. Perhaps it is the ghost of Janice Dickinson's old face! A scrawny guy with dreadlocks says, "Hey girls, looking good!" Apparently it is actually the ghost of Rob Zombie. Also, that is the dweebiest-sounding biker I've ever seen. Or heard, as the case may be. He invites the girls into the warehouse, which turns out to be the showroom for Serious Clothing. The girls scream. The editors actually have to caption the scene because the screaming is so loud. The girls run to the racks of clothes, which might best be described as "ho style." It turns out that the biker gang people are designers. And to think I was so terrified for the safety of the girls, what with Tiffany being reformed and all! Rob Zombie tells the girls that the best part of the warehouse remains to be seen. He opens a door, which leads to their new pimped-out abode. And now I am terrified for the safety of the bikers. The girls scream and run, run and scream. As they do so, I notice that Brittany is wearing a racerback tank top over a bra. The walls of the pad have various quotes on them from earlier seasons. Keenyah correctly points out a quote from Season 1's Ebony, and Lluvy points out a Camille quote. Everyone loves the place. Kahlen is pleasantly surprised, since she expected to have to room in bunk beds at a camp. If it were Camp Crystal Lake, I would be all for that.
The girls choose rooms without much ado. Brittany likes the Modelwood room. Naima enjoys the Bel-Air and East L.A. rooms. Tiffany tells us that at home, she, her fiancé, and her son all sleep together on a twin-sized mattress. She then clarifies that they have three twin-sized mattresses all pushed together. I'm sorry, but that's kind of the same thing as a king-sized bed. Next thing you know she'll be like, "Actually, it's government brie." Tiffany and Michelle cuddle together in bed (face-down so as to conceal Michelle's member).