The girls next had that shoot about model stereotypes. And, because the editors got mixed up and thought this was a Tyra's-most-embarrassing-moments montage, we see her trying to act over the top like a super diva model. We don't see her fall, though, which was totally the best part of that bit. Oy. Eugena is a black girl who wants to be white, and gets kudos from Jay. Caridee is genius, but maybe too zany. Christian as a model turned actress is a brokedown Tyra Banks. And Melrose, as the model who won't get out of bed for $10,000 a day, gives some rank attitude, which impresses no one. Jay hates her. She lands in the bottom two with Christian at Panel. Tyra encourages Christian to be a bad actress. That is advice she herself has certainly taken to heart. Christian goes home, even though she was really pretty. Both she and Melrose are heaving and crying. Christian says that she wishes she could turn back time. She wishes she could find a way. Then she'd take back those words that hurt you, and you'd stay. Give her a second chance, will you? Because Tyra won't.
And then, there were makeovers, which happened in the girls' house. Frederic Fekkai himself was there to work magic on the girls, something for which they should have been grateful. The biggest shocker was Halle Berry hair for Jaeda, which you could just tell was going to cause some drama. Brooke liked her newly dark locks and Eugena felt similarly great about her long weave, however, Jaeda cried like a rainstorm and howled like the wind as her locks got chopped. Melrose didn't understand why Jaeda was complaining, because the cut made her go from suburban mom to supermodel. And then there was Monique, who started to cry when they took out her weave. No one had ever seen her without her weave! I bet her scalp is covered with festering boils. Jay was disgusted at the ungrateful bitches.
And then, in a moment that I can't believe didn't make the cut for an actual episode, there was some serious food drama. Monique interviewed that the twins ate all of her food. Cut to Jaeda saying that they need to have a house meeting concerning crazy Monique and how she threw away all of their food because she was mad that somebody ate her stuff. It's like GranolaGate all over again! Except, if you can believe it, even more psycho. Monique says that she took all the chips out and smashed them with her feet, and poured them into the trash can. See, this is why I don't mess with models and food. Those bitches be hungry and cranky. Amanda tells us that the whole thing is ridiculous, because they all pitched in an equal amount of money for food, and were all sharing everything equally. So there was no food that belonged specifically to Monique. They were communal Doritos. You know, if it was Cool Ranch we were talking about, I'd probably cut a bitch, too.