America's Next Top Model

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The next morning the girls head to some sort of abandoned building, where they find a lime-green-clad Benny Ninja (yay!) posing with one leg behind his head. He's against a backdrop of what appear to be hanging red silks. Samantha says that she's frigging so excited to be among the best of the best. I have to say that Samantha might be a stealth competitor for this season. She's hilarious, and, despite generally looking like she just came home from a field hockey game, she takes a good photo. Benny tells the girls that striking killer poses is the name of the game. Sometimes this requires you to think outside the box. But other times, it requires you to think INSIDE the box. As he says "inside," he turns around the coffee-table size box he's sitting on and who do you think is inside? A contortionist model, of course! How that woman got her four-inch-heel clad leg around her head in that small space I cannot tell you. Benny introduces Gumby-woman as Bree Robertson, a model/contortionist from Australia. She travels the world for her ability in extreme posing. Oh, this is going to be one of those episodes that makes me lament my stiff-ass joints. Benny asks the girls if any of them have natural flexibility, and everyone seems to know that Sheena can get her legs in 62 different positions in the span of a minute and a half. I'm not judging; I'm jealous. I would totally take Sheena's "Unleashing The Hooch Within" class at The Learning Connection. As Sheena demonstrates her ability to stretch her legs into an obtuse angle, Nikeysha notes that Sheena's always sexing it up and needs to tone it down a little.

Benny tells the ladies that they're going to be posing in the fabric tubes behind him. Benny and Bree demonstrate, and basically they look like those weird cocoon worms that hang in trees. As a child, I was always afraid that those things were going to fall on my head, so I'm having some serious PTSD flashbacks right now. Sheena does a good job working her giant tubular mesh laundry bag, while Benny says that Hannah put in effort but it wasn't what he was looking for. Nikeysha both loses her neck and looks like she's in labor, which can't be good. Bree points out that Nikeysha really doesn't know her body. Benny tells her that she looks like she has gas and she tries to chat him up. He is not charmed. Nikeysha tells us that she's going to go home and practice 1) posing; 2) shutting up. Elina and Samantha seem to be doing pretty well. Benny tells Isis not to forget her face, and notes that she's giving the same face in every shot. And it's not a cute face. Isis is also wearing full-on neon green, so maybe Benny is just mad that she bit his wardrobe? Isis says that the posing was a bit more complicated than she thought it would be, but she'll be okay. At the end of the session, Bree compliments Sheena on her performance, and Sheena says that it gave her an extra boost of confidence to be model sexy versus hooch sexy.

America's Next Top Model

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