Lauren Brie begins, wearing a tiny sequined top hat and posing with a teeny tiny handbag. Isis notes that she's feeling a little nauseous from her shot, so is just going to try to stay focused. She doesn't do anything particularly innovative, but looks pretty fierce nonetheless. We get a little montage of the girls trying to contort themselves on the divan and on the floor, and then Hannah rests her handbag on a chandelier. Then a rash of girls use their toes to hold the handbags, which can't be sanitary. Tarina looks on dubiously. Nikeysha tells us that she really wants, and really needs to win the challenge. To set the stage for her path to victory, as she walks out to pose she tells Tarina and her entourage, "If I pee up myself, this one's for you, 'cause I so need to use the bathroom." Provocative, syntactically flawless, AND classy! Hannah thinks that Nikeysha didn't even realize how unprofessionally she was coming off, and that it was an amateur mistake. Spoken like a true veteran who's never seen a billboard. Nikeysha's poses kind of suck, as you might imagine. Then we move onto Elina, who in fact looks awesome. Sheena is next, and says that she knows exactly where she wants to place the accessories. It may or may not come as a surprise to you that she wants to place the accessories where she wants to place everything else: in her cooch. She throws her leg behind her head and puts the handbag right in front of her cooter pie. Apparently, this is some sort of feng shui. I guess it's possible that her cooch could be the southeast corner and thus bring good fortune in accessorizing. Benny Ninja confirms for us that designers don't want to see their products in places where they weren't meant to be. What? I carry my handbag in my vagina all the time. It really frees up your arms to carry groceries or pet kittens.
Benny and Tarina give the girls their critiques. He tells Isis that she's stuck in her head, and reminds her that every emotion that goes through your head while you're modeling shows up on your face. Perhaps that's why the most vacuous girls always seem to make the best models. Tarina doesn't know what was up with Hannah and the chandelier. Nikeysha is memorable, but in a way that doofuses are memorable. Sheena did not show the appropriate level of respect for her pink plastic handbag when she put it in her cooch. Designers don't want to see their pieces in your piece. The winner of the challenge was innovative, and gave some poses that Tarina could see being used in her next campaign. And the winner is Elina! First a kiss with Clark and now a challenge victory! Elina is on fire! Next, she'll pose on a mountain of tempeh and become the new face of meat substitutes. How could a girl ask for more?









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