America's Next Top Model

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Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

When we return, we are welcomed to panel by a glamorous black-and-white photo of Tyra smoking. However, upon closer inspection, the smoke forms a skull. What, no tracheotomy hole? To make things more dramatic, Tyra is wearing a belted garbage bag. She talks about the prizes: a contract with Elite, a six-page spread and cover of Seventeen, and a $100,000 contract with Cover Girl. Judges Nigel Barker, Miss J. Alexander, and Twiggy are back. The girls are evaluated on their Old Navy outfits as well as their photos.

Chantal is first and is wearing too many accessories. The judges like her bedroom eyes and high-fashion quality. Tyra says she was blown away by Chantal's photos, but she does have to watch the bedroom eyes a tad. Jenah's outfit doesn't get raves, because the pockets in her shorts make her look hippy. The judges seem to like her photos, and Jenna notes that she started quitting smoking the minute she got back to the house. Tyra asks how it felt to do the shot, and Jenah says the emotion in the picture is real. Yet another life saved by Tyra Banks. At this point, I've lost count. Ambreal gets points off for her big-ass earrings, even though I think they're cute. Tyra sees "model" in Ambreal's picture, but not when she looks at her in person. Everyone also enjoys the picture where Ambreal is coughing up blood, and Miss J. says, "She did a very good job looking ill." It should be noted that Miss J. and Ambreal have the exact same hairdo.

Victoria is next, and Tyra says she can feel Victoria's nerves. Twiggy likes Victoria's outfit, and also her photo. She says you'd never know from the photo how shy and insecure Victoria is. Victoria responds that she may be soft-spoken, but she's not insecure. Nigel tells her that if she's going to say that, she has to do it with a smile, or people won't like her, and Twiggy adds that she needs to work on charm. I'm warming up to Victoria, but it's true. Everyone loves the picture of Victoria with the stillborn child. How many times do you get to say that in your life?

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