Oh and hey! It's Whitney's My Life as a Cover Girl! Soft music plays as Whitney's hair blows from under her beret. Yes, I just said "from under her beret." Aw, I just started to miss Monica Lewinsky a little bit. It was hard for Whitney to leave her friends and family, but she's got an apparently awesome apartment and a tube of WetSlicks, so she's bound for glory! Stay tuned.

When we return, we meet Nikeysha, 19, from Bronx, New York. At her audition, Tyra points out, Nikeysha flashed the camera. Nikeysha sure did, and to prove it wasn't just a fluke, she flashes the panel right now! Though oddly enough, she's wearing those chicken cutlet things. Does that really count as flashing? She throws her cutlets to Tyra and the Jays, which just can't be sanitary. Nikeysha likes to think that she's spontaneous. I think it's best to just let her believe that and not get into clinical definitions right now.

Next is yet ANOTHER Brittany, Brittany S., 19, from Lake Forest, Illinois. B.S. tells the panel that she is most definitely a tomboy. Based on the shirt she's wearing, I thought she was Robin Hood. It turns out that she does mixed martial arts. Her boyfriend is a cage fighter. I have no idea what that means, and never want to find out. B.S. is his corner person and trains with him all the time. She gets to hit him in the face. Oooh, can I be Tyra's corner person?!?!? B.S. does a little cage fighting with Jay Manuel, and I don't think I have to tell you how that goes. She thinks that her training as an athlete will help her in the competition. B.S. has a mess of fake red hair, but once she pushed it all back Tyra saw a model up under there.