America's Next Top Model

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Teyona Time

The judges deliberate. Teyona's photograph was beautiful, but her commercial was dreadful. Miss J., coming full force with the braintrust as always, says that maybe Teyona's strength is in pictures. Wherever did he get that power of critical deduction? Paulina says that Teyona is a wonderful one-dimensional model, but asks if America's Next Top Model is, in fact, one-dimensional. She's one and a half, I would say. Miss J. then holds up a picture of Allison and asks his fellow judges if they can imagine "this" in a Rosa Cha fashion show. Amir points out that Allison is not so tall. Really?!?! This is the first I've heard of shorty allegations! Nigel points out that Allison is the same height as Teyona, which Tyra believes proves her point that you can think yourself taller. Aminat is a beautiful girl, and very eye catching, which is a strong attribute for being a top model. Paulina says that Aminat has all the potential but hasn't yet learned how to properly photograph her face. Despite the toughness of their task, the judges have reached a decision.

Three beautiful girls stand before Tyra, but she only has two photos in her hands. And the first one goes to Allison! Crazy! She looks as if she might faint, which I think would be fun for her. Aminat and Teyona step forward. They are both beautiful. But Tyra has only one photo in her hand, of the person who is a finalist and will be stomping to the death in a Rosa Cha fashion show. The judges think that Aminat is stunning with a body to kill for. As the weeks went on her photos -- which started out in the dumps -- got increasingly better. What's more, her Cover Girl commercial was the strongest of all three girls. And then there's Teyona. She had strong pictures from the beginning and the judges unanimously voted her as having the best photo for three weeks. However, her mental crack made the judges very nervous. America's Next Top Model has to do commercials, which you know because you saw some poor girl Make a Wish and get McKey. So who stays? Teyona, duh. It seems all kinds of wrong to boot Aminat when she's looking so damn fine.

Aminat cries and gives Tyra a big hug. Tyra tells her that she's stunning, but has to master her face. Right now she has Novocain in the places where it shouldn't be. This means a whole lot of drooling. The only place that a face should feel like it's been Novocained is in the lips, but everywhere else should have tension and strength. Aminat hugs the two finalists, then interviews that this hurts because she wanted it so bad. She's thankful to have had the opportunity, but this is just the beginning for her. Of course it is. Aminat fades from the group photo without even a commercial break to buffer her. The one in third place always gets the shaft.

America's Next Top Model

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