Turns out, Amis wasn't the only weirdo of the cycle. Marvita really made herself at home, and apparently enjoyed walking around naked with, it seems, shaving cream on her legs. Or without shaving cream on her legs. The "naked" bit was really the part that she enjoyed. Stacy-Ann did not appear to be quite so fond of having Marvita's business in her face all the time. Prude! She does acknowledge that if she had a great body she'd probably want to show it off all the time too, and eventually Marvita reluctantly agrees to put on pants if it makes Stacy-Ann happy. I'm always on the side of putting on pants.
Then it was time to traumatize some firemen! Miss J. made our nation's heroes witness some horrifying runway walks. Oh wait! But then the firemen got to take a spin on the runway as well. Each one of them, in full uniform, showed more grace and femininity than Lauren. After the runway teach, the girls enjoyed a night out on the town at a restaurant called Revel. There was shrimp, and there was champagne. And you know that when you get aspiring models and alcohol together, there is bound to be some wrasslin' back at the house. Fatima implores the competitors not to actually kill each other, as Stacy sounds the round one bell with kitchen implements. Lauren and Marvita wrestle first as the others throw stuff at them. Lauren is hands-down the victor. Given that we now know she's a rageoholic, it all makes sense. Next is the battle of the baby mamas with Dominique and Claire having a go. They're pretty even, until Claire squirts some breast milk in Dominique's eye. She confesses that her secret dream is to be a boxer or a superhero. The Lactator strikes again!
The girls then had to pose with meat. Not man-meat. Meat-meat. There were beef panties aplenty. Lauren and Anya made it work amongst the raw carcasses, but Amis and Fatima were undercooked. Jay interviewed that Amis got more confused and awkward with each passing week, and this combined with her wacky elimination room headband made her a goner. Amis was okay with it though, because there were other girls with better assets who would probably make better models in the end. As she exited, she spilled her Whole Foods bag full of crap. There's some sort of metaphor in that, right?













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