Dominique, says Tyra-vision, has worked so hard and suffered so hard and understands how important this competition is, so she is going to get the worst makeover by far. Her hair gets chopped. She thinks that the hair captures the high-fashion look and is fierce as hell. I think she looks like a librarian via No Country For Old Men.
Stacy-Ann is dying for a Naomi Campbell weave. She does not get it. Tyra-vision squeaks that Stacy-Ann has such beautiful bone structure that she doesn't need any long hair. So, they make her look like Buckwheat. Work that, you happy bitch! When she's revealed to herself in the mirror, Stacy-Ann laughs in that sort of painful way and says, "Woooow, oh my gosh, that is different." Stacy-Ann doesn't love it, and it's not what she expected, but to her credit, she doesn't complain, and just says that she has no choice in the matter and has to bring it. For some reason, this haircut makes her head look ENORMOUS.
Next there's Crazy Amis. She has a long head, according to Tyra-vision, so what would suit her most would be a long weave. It's long and blonde and pretty, and Amis thinks she might just turn into some sort of roaring sex monster. She's already got the "monster" part down, after all.
Meanwhile, Fatima is still crying about the administering of her weave. Allison has no patience for the bitching and moaning. Fatima says it was the most painful experience. Uhhhh...well, okay. I'm just going to leave that one alone. When it's done, though, she loves it and feels like it brings out her East African features. It's an ENORMOUS improvement.
Back at home, there's Tyra Mail. In unison. Again. "You've worked the clothes, the makeup, and the hair. Now it's time to work with 'The Body.'" Oh my God, they're dressing up as characters from Clue! Dominique is for sure Mrs. Peacock, but it is Marvita who holds the lead pipe. Best photo shoot ever!
The next morning, the girls meet Mr. Jay at a dock of some sort. He holds an umbrella above his head so that the pigeons don't poop on him. I don't know what he's so worried about -- it would blend right in with his hair. The girls are going to go out on a boat, and rainy, gray New York City will be the backdrop for their photo shoot. Well-respected fashion photographer George Holz will be taking the pictures. He also was the photographer for the famous underwater shoot in Cycle 2. Oh, those were the days! Everyone looked so ugly and maybe could have drowned. Memories! As the girls head to the hair and wardrobe area, Jay mentions one more thing -- Elle MacPherson is there today! Oh, so pretty. The girls will be modeling her lingerie. Elle also wanted to be there to support the girls, and Jay tells them to take advantage about all the great tips Elle is going to be giving them.