Benny explains to the girls that they will break up into two teams, from which there will be individual posing battles. The posing must be continuous, and Benny will yell out catalogue, commercial, or couture throughout. The girls are to end in one of those poses, and each of the battles will be scored according to a point system, and there will be one winner of each battle. The team with the most points will win the whole shebang. Team A features Aimee, Lauren, Dominique, Anya and Fatima. Team B is Whitney, Stacy-Ann , Katarzyna, Claire, and Marvita. The winning team will go to the swag tent, where they will be eaten by the giant, three-horned swag. Some prize! One girl on the winning team will get an extra special prize -- presumably the big winner will be the person who does the best overall.
Battles! First, we have Dominique versus Claire. Dominique is one sinewy bitch. Claire works a backbend. They tie, with one point each. Marvita interviews that Dominique did a good job, adding that Dominique is kind of like a drag queen. Next we have Lauren versus Marvita. Lauren wastes no time getting on the ground. The queens wave their fingers at her, and she doesn't know if that means she's doing well or poorly. The finger-waving queen presents a conundrum to most pale, gawky girls. Dominique tells us that Lauren whipped ass like she didn't even know she could. Marvita, meanwhile, wasn't putting much emotion into it. Lauren gets two points compared to Marvita's one. I guess the finger-waving was the highest form of praise!
Next we have Anya versus Stacy-Ann. Anya looks like a big, super-legged freaky cockroach. In a good way. Stacy-Ann knows it, so gets on her back and throws her legs up in the air. It works, and the girls tie with two points apiece. Next is Fatima versus Whitney. Fatima tells us that Whitney is like one of those obnoxious cheerleaders in high school who sleeps with all the football players. And you hate her. Because she's racist. Whitney does a split and there's a lot of cheering, probably because the queens didn't think that the fat girl had it in her. With her peripheral vision, Whitney notices that Fatima is getting closer and closer to her. Soon, Fatima is actually on top of Whitney and gets her crotch right in Whitney's face. That is some killer instinct right there. Whitney ends up winning on a technicality, with three points to Fatima's two. Finally, we have Katarzyna versus Aimee. Katarzyna deduces that the audience loves freaky poses, so gets on the ground to court their favor. It works, as she wins by four points to two.













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