Benny announces that Team B has won! Marvita is juiced, even though she lost points for them and is thus freeloading. Vendela and Benny determine that Claire was the best poser of all, and thus will get the super prize. Let me just say that Claire only had one point, as opposed to Katarzyna's four. Benny Ninja is totally racist against dark-haired Polish girls. Team B heads to the swag tent, where they get stuff. Marvita assures us that it's not cheap, fake stuff -- this shit is real. Each girl gets a bag, and gets to try on sunglasses, and can take T-shirts and handbags and the like. Oh, and pink guitars. Of course. Claire, meanwhile, gets a trip to Bora Bora! She's really excited. Whitney thinks that Claire did good, but not that good. She adds, "I'm a plus-sized girl doing splits! Hello!" She has a point.
Back at the house, Fatima practices her walking and posing. Marvita, meanwhile, drinks a Colt 45. Oh my God, I am so totally racist for saying that, aren't I? Marvita gives a toast to Amis, and tells us that she's crazy 24-7, 7 days a week. She's not going to try to be somebody she's not. She's there to be Marvita. And we wouldn't have her any other way! But that's us. Fatima would certainly have her another way. She confessionalizes that Marvita is a child who talks and acts ghetto. Everything she does is ghetto, and she's so hood. Oh my God, Fatima is totally racist, too! I will give her that Marvita is now drinking a 40. Fatima doesn't think that Marvita is in the house to become a model. I want her to say that to Marvita's face, so that Marvita can work out some anger management issues on Fatima's ass. Commercials.
It's time for Saleisha's My Life as a Cover Girl! She gets to go to the Cover Girl factory, where she makes like Shirley Feeney and sports a plastic head cap. She grabs a Wetslicks Fruit Spritzer from the production line and applies the burst of sheer, shiny color and juicy flavor right to her kisser. There's nothing she won't try! Never heard the word impossible! This time, there's no stopping Saleisha. She's gonna do it! And by "it" I mean fill out a job application at the factory.













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