Lisa is first in a van with her guide and driver, and wants the driver to take her where he'd take his girlfriend to make love. Lisa is going to have a great time in that studio apartment, I'm sure. Angelea, who has managed to find a giant pink hat, tells us that she's never written a blog before. However, she's going to school for broadcast journalism (when she's not being on various cycles of America's Next Top Model), so this is kind of in her wheelhouse. She asks her guide, "Do you know what a ghetto is?" 716 to the core, baby! Allison, who has some sort of leopard-print hood coming out of her hat, asks her driver to take her to an abandoned building. Isn't that how all of these "missing young white girl tourist" stories start? Thank goodness for the cameras. Meanwhile, Laura is still at the boutique! She thinks that getting the right outfit is the key part of writing a blog. Spoiler: Laura does not win this challenge. Laura asks her driver to take her to a boat dock. She reminds us that she has her own blog, but it's mostly pictures. Laura has been dyslexic her whole life, so the writing part is difficult. Nigel knows this, and Laura hopes that he'll take it easy on her.
Lisa makes her first stop, at a place called River Club. She tells us that she wants to write a blog about what people are actually interested in, like what the best clubs and restaurants are. That's actually a pretty decent strategy, if you don't get all Goop about it. Laura pulls up to her location to find that Allison is already there. A boat dock with an abandoned building! What are the chances? Laura goes right around the corner and poses on a rock, like a little southern turtle. Angelea tells us that this challenge is very important to her, and she hasn't won a challenge yet. She finds a more urban area of Crete, and it feels like home to her. Angelea tells us that she comes from a rough place, and that people can relate to her because she's been through so much. She poses next to a wall with some Grecian graffiti, then hightails it to the house. I think that her urban core strategy is very smart, and gives her the edge of making it all a little more personal.
The girls head back to the house to write their blogs, and Allison is last to arrive. Nigel arrives to take their final product, and everyone seems like they could use more time. He tells that he's going to take their blogs to Franca, the two of them will discuss, and he'll announce the winner tomorrow. In the words of Angelea, "If you can't write a blog for vogue.it, you might not be winning all-star, okay?" With these ominous words -- and an ominous preview involving the words "best-selling book Modelland" -- we head to commercials.