The girls head back to hair and makeup, and Michael Cinco is there to outfit them in his crazed designs. The girls begin to shoot their first scene, which is labeled, "Chapter 20: Run and Gun." All of them are wearing yellow dresses with very long trains, and I think they're maybe racing to gain access to Modelland. It takes 20 chapters to get to that? Maybe Tyra did write this herself. The girls run and Lisa screams at the camera for a while, and then Tyra has to tell Angelea to run like a normal person and not like an idiot trying to look like she's running normally. It's very confusing. Each girl shoots a few scenes on her own, and we see Lisa's first. It is labeled, "Chapter 36: All Hail Creamy." I mean... I don't even know, you guys. I am so confuzzled that I can't even make a joke about it. I literally have no idea what's happening. Lisa has a baby doll in the "All Hail Creamy" scene, and Tyra says that Tookie's mother is obsessed with a doll named Bellissima. Oh, well that explains it. She's also deranged, but clearly not as deranged as Tyra Banks. Lisa kind of makes love to the baby with her face, then holds it out of a doorway like she's Michael Jackson on the balcony with Blanket. Jay says that Lisa knew how to work that doorway. So far in Greece, they've worked doorways and salad. It's a real resume building experience. Tyra tells us that Lisa has an intensity, and is super strong and super focused. Can you believe she actually might win this thing? It's, like, opposite day and shit. "Chapter 45: Day Opposite."
Next, we see one of Laura's individual scenes. She narrates the scene as such: "A boy that Tookie is in love with wears a button, and it ends up in the garbage." Like your copy of Modelland! This scene is labeled, "Chapter 1: TO OKE." Laura flings trash everywhere, and Jay explains her performance as both frightening and comedic. He tells her that crazy is a good thing, but if you're looking for something in the trash, you're probably not going to fling shit all about. Jay and Tyra note that Laura is turning the stylized and fantastical shoot into Saturday Night Live sketch. Eventually, though, Laura finds her button. She has trash all over her face and shit. I don't know. Then Laura shoots another scene, which is a total set up. Tyra explains that Tookie is in love with not only rummaging through trash, but whipped cream. Just like Tyra herself! Laura is instructed to lay across a stone staircase, and squeeze whipped cream all over her face. She knows that it will be a challenge to make this lovable rather than pornographic. Laura squeezes the whipped cream in her mouth, and Tyra doesn't help matters by yelling, "Don't swallow! Don't swallow! Don't swallow! Spit spit spit spit." Well, now we know where she stands on those matters. Sadly for Laura, the whole thing is really disgusting. She just can't win on this one. All hail creamy, indeed.