America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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When we return, it's time for Nigel and Franca Sozzani to have a heart-to-heart about which model is going to be Italy's next blogging superstar. They talk about Allison's piece called "Pumpkin and Persephone." Franca notes that it's short, and in fact is almost like a quote. Nigel thinks it's too highfaluting, with its talk of finding inspiration in Persephone's demise. Franca says that Laura went a little deeper than Allison, but didn't make interesting points. Franca Sozzani does not subscribe to the "more flies with honey" philosophy. She does think Laura has a certain sexy something, and Nigel points out the whole virgin/whore thing that she's got going on. Lisa's piece, "VIP in Crete and Greece" is next for the critique of these literary giants. Franca likes Lisa's concept of a Hollywood girl hanging in Crete, and says that it would have been good if Lisa had compared the two types of fashion. Then there's Angelea. Franca likes her blog, as does Nigel. He particularly enjoys her passage about how the rugged streets and graffiti reminded her of the 716. However, Nigel points out that Angelea can be kind of explosive, and Franca says that's not safe. Nigel asks Franca who she'd hire and why, and she just says, "It's so difficult." I'm sure she means it's difficult because none of them are very good. How great would it be if Franca Sozzani gave an, "I choose me" speech right now?

Nigel returns to the model house with news of the challenge winner, who will also get a special something from the hotel. Nigel tells Laura that her piece wasn't gripping enough. Allison's blog was too short. Angelea talked about fashion well and had a good photo. Lisa's blog had great personality. But only one person can win. And it's Angelea! Angelea waves her hands all around and puts on the little crown she got from the hotel. "Hate on, bitches!" she confessionalizes. Indeed.

America's Next Top Model

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